Lake Street Dive

Concert Review, Club Sized

Last time I wrote about some of the big name artists I saw last year. Maybe Mumford & Sons and Nathaniel Rateliff don’t count as top line artists, but trust me, they’re a step above the other bands I saw. Today, we’re going from arena level to club level. But they all at least have one song that have been played on the radio.

Three of the four actually have that designation this side of 1983, too.

The first concert I saw was in a brand new facility in Sacramento. So new, in fact, that the bands were continuously listing it as “Sacramento TBD.” I started worrying that maybe they weren’t actually coming to Sacramento, and that they were just using it as a placeholder in case they wanted to add an extra stop in between the Bay Area and Portland. 

Turns out this new venue just wanted to announce their entire run of shows all at once. Super fancy announcement. Even the mayor was there. They talked about how great this new venue would be. Because it’s “mid-sized” instead of “small” like Ace of Spades or Harlow’s, which have been a staple of the downtown scene for decades and have this fancy thing called “parking.”

This new venue, instead of being near restaurants and bars, is in a residential district with no parking. Allegedly it’s right by the Light Rail line, but the Sacramento Light Rail is terrible, goes nowhere, and doesn’t have any riders except the homeless. Your best option if you wanted to ride it to the show would be to park somewhere else in downtown, then ride the Light Rail the rest of the way. Of course, if everyone were to do that, they’d have to wait an hour or two after the show to ride that mile, because it didn’t appear they were running any more cars than usual and there ain’t a ton of Light Rail running at 11:00 pm. 

Good ol’ Sacramento. We also scheduled our freeway closure by the ballpark during the two years that we have a major league team playing there

I ended up parking the requisite mile away, then I just left Wife and Daughter at the venue, fast-walked the mile, then came back to pick them up.

The venue itself was fine. Not enough seats. It’s mostly standing room, which would usually be my complaint about those “smaller” venues they think they’re so much better than. Daughter was only about 5 feet tall at that point, so standing in a crowd wasn’t going to do her much good. Unfortunately, the seats were all on the balcony way in the back.

Oh, and the drinks were overpriced.

Other than that… yay, Sacramento!

The 502s

We saw two bands at the new venue. Technically The 502s was the opening band, but considering we had already seen the headliner before, this band was more than half the draw. Certainly wasn’t the venue. 

If you’ve never heard the 502s, do yourself a favor and go look up some videos. Unless you’re in a bad mood and want to stay that way. Every song is upbeat and can neither be sung nor listened to without grinning from ear to ear.

They’re energetic and fun. They’ve got a ukulele and a bunch of wind instruments. Maybe a kazoo in there somewhere? Many of their videos are filmed in a laundry room or on the porch or some other random small spot where they can’t fit half the members of the band. And as far as I can tell, they’re actually playing in all these videos, not just lip synching, primarily because the audio quality isn’t mixed and is kinda raw. Laundry rooms aren’t great when you’ve got ten people playing instruments.

I don’t even know how many people are in the band. And that includes after seeing them live. Each video has a different batch of people. It seems like, on the day of recording a new song or video, they just invite all their friends over. Being Gen Z, half of them don’t show up, and then they base the new song off of whatever instrumentation they have present.

The concert setup seemed the same. There were about ten of them on stage. Some I recognized from videos, some not. They had a female guitar player who sang some verses that I’m almost positive aren’t sung by a female on the official recording. But I didn’t recognize her from any of the videos. And they put saxophone in a lot more of the songs live, presumably because the saxophone player was on the stage. Maybe if we’d seen them the following night, there would’ve been oboe.

As such, the live performance was more or less what you see in the videos. The good and the bad. The singer seemed to be shouting to sing above the instruments which made it harder for him to hit some of the notes. But you forgive him because he’s jumping around and playing his banjo with such energy and vigor. I’d be winded, too. 

The saxophone guy totally stole the show. Maybe just because I played sax in high school, but he clearly stood out. I can’t be the only one who thought this, because they actually let him come center stage for a few solos. Those solos became more impressive and distinguished as the concert went on. Given how fly by night the band feels, maybe they decide on the fly who’s gonna get that treatment each concert. And for ours, it was him.

The complete opposite of a certain wind instrument dude I’d see later in the year.

Lake Street Dive

This was our second time seeing Lake Street Dive. The first time was back in ’22, our first trip after Covid, when we flew to Boston to see them on their home turf. They were one of the first bands to open a new venue there, too. Guess it’s kinda their thang.

 And by “we,” I mean not only me and Wife, but also Daughter. She’s eleven years old and is already seeing repeat performances. On both coasts. Plus front row at a Billy Joel concert and Taylor Swift in another country (sort of – Vancouver) and next year she’ll see Ed Sheeran. Damn. At her age I had been dragged along to a Thompson Twins concert and that was it.

The Boston venue we saw them in had many similarities with this new Sacramento one. Mostly standing room, only a few seat and they’re all around the fringes on the second floor. But the Boston ones weren’t reserved seats, and Daughter was maybe eight inches shorter then, so even though we tried our best to give her a spot to see from, each spot seemed worse than the previous one. 

Reason number two why we made sure to purchase seats this time.

The people who sat next to us paid for their seats, too. Not sure why. They missed the entirety of The 502s. To be expected for an opening band. Our neighbors weren’t the only ones to hang out by the overpriced bar instead of witnessing a fun band. But, you know, the longer the seats next to you go empty, the more you hope that you’re going to have some elbow room for the next few hours. Then, wham, the a-holes show up and no more man-spreading for me.

So yeah, as soon as Lake Street Dive took the stage, a man and a woman take the spots and I’m grumpy. Fortunately they only stayed through the third song. Then left.

I’ve noticed a trend in the last few years that bands aren’t always holding their biggest hits back for the encore. In fact, they tend to ambush us with one of their top hits as the second or third song of the night. Mumford and Sons almost always has either “Little Lion Man” or “I Will Wait” as their second song. The other one goes to the encore, and they’ll usually swap them night to night. 

For Lake Street Dive, “Hypotheticals” is, if not their biggest hit, at least their biggest crossover success. It’s the song that I discovered them with. And sure enough, they played it third.

After the song, the couple next to me, who again, hadn’t sat down until the first song was already starting, got up and left. I assumed they were grabbing another drink, but I joked that maybe they only knew that one song and were done. 

Turns out that wasn’t a joke. They never came back. I guess that’s why you usually put your most popular song at the end. Not that I’m complaining. I watched two bands I liked and only had to sit with my legs together for three songs. But man, does it occur to these people that a band might have more than one song they like?

As for the songs and the concert, I’ll refer you back to the first time I saw them, because it was more of the same. They’re very good. You go back and forth between what’s more impressive: Rachael’s voice or Bridget’s bass playing. Or the only thing that’s more impressive, which is Akie’s belief that he’s the star everyone’s there to see.

Both Bridget and Rachael are phenomenal. So good, in fact, that you tend to forget about them. It’s an easy trap to fall in – “meh, that’s what they sound like” – but occasionally it helps to be reminded: holy crap, that’s what they sound like. 

This time, I think Bridget impressed me more. Something about her playing an upright bass with the finesse and cadence of an electric. Unfortunately, I didn’t film any of her solos. The best I got is the two of them vibing off each other.

One of the songs on their recent album was called “Twenty-Five.” It’s a melancholic song about those loves we had in our early adulthood. The ones that everybody knows wouldn’t and couldn’t last, because at 25, we’re still becoming who we’ll become. But those transitionary years are important. After verses about how totally impossible the relationship would have been going forward, the refrain is “But I will always be in love with how you loved me when we were twenty-five.”

When I first heard the song, I found it interesting because they also have a song called “Seventeen.” That one keeps saying “I wish I’d met you when we were seventeen.” Before we became jaded, before we put our defenses up. You know, when all the lead was still in the pencil. “I bet we could’ve had a good time.”

I love these two songs as bookends. They were released a decade apart from each other. As with life, right? Guessing they were thirty when they wrote Seventeen, when you’re harkening back to the good old days. Hell, the lover from your mid-twenties was too recent. But by the time you get to forty, you realize those twentysomething relationships were foundational. 

Can’t wait for another decade when they release “Thirty-One.” That’s about the time we finally know what we’re looking for, but are having trouble finding it in the right people.  It’s like they’re turning every verse of Frank Sinatra’s “Very Good Year” into its own song. And I’m here for it.

The odd thing I found, when Rachael introduced the song, was that Bridgett wrote it. I don’t know why that surprised me. Maybe because it feels so personal when Rachael sings it. I guess I just assumed Bridgett was all bad-ass bass playing and Rachael was the emotional crooner. But it turns out their musical talents don’t predict their emotions and/or relationship history.

I just looked it up: Bridgett wrote “Seventeen,” too.

State Fair Concerts (OAR, Air Supply)

The State Fair is always quite the crap bag of bands. Sorry, did I say grab bag? I meant crap bag.

You always know how far you’ve fallen, or how far you have yet to rise, by playing at the state fair. True, it’s a step up from the county fair, but is it really? You’re still playing for an audience who didn’t have to buy a ticket and is in between watching pigs give birth. 

And tomorrow, this same stage will be occupied by a Poison tribute band.

This year, I saw one of each type: Air Supply, decades removed from their height, and OAR, a one-hit wonder if you’re very kind with the definition of “Hit.”

Air Supply

This wasn’t my first time seeing Air Supply. If I were to guess, it would be four or five. It’s at least the second, possibly third, time I’ve seen them at that exact same State Farm venue. The other times were at Indian Casinos, the third part of the Fair triumvirate. County Fairs are one extreme, only catering to up-and-comers (or never-will-be’s), while Indian casinos only take the retreads, because their fans are old enough to gamble. 

The first time I saw Air Supply, I invited my future wife. She said no. I took an old friend, then proceeded to get drunk and make out with her. Not bad for a backup.

So when we started dating a few months later, we had to rectify the mistake. I think that was one of the Indian casino shows.

The first time, I was blown away. Kinda figured it as a lark, a bunch of crooner songs my parents listened to when I was five years old. You know the songs: Making All out of Lost in Love. They were the Ed Sheeran of 1981 playing a State Fair.

They fucking rocked. Seriously, go listen to those songs again. They actually have a bit of drive to them. Some guitar riffs, too. And in concert, they cranked the volume, maybe sped them up a bit, and when they they sang “And I can make all the stadiums rock,” it didn’t sound like a complete fever dream.

Except that instead of making stadiums rock, it was just the cow stalls.

That was 2008. In 2025, the venue and artists might have been the same, but the result was decidedly not. Seventeen years might be a blink for a young whippersnapper like myself, but considering they started that seventeen years already a decade older than I ended it… yikes.

There’s two guys in Air Supply. The belting singer doesn’t play any instrument. He could still hit most of the belting notes, but when he wasn’t in a certain range, he couldn’t get any volume or force. And the emotion was gone. When I saw them in 2008, I was amazed how much they still punched the lyrics and made songs I’d heard for decades land differently. From docile to passionate. This time the verses were lackluster.

Then there’s the harmony guy. Don’t want to call him a back-up singer, because he’s one of the two leads and he sings a fair amount of the verses. However, he sings substantially less than 50% and he never sings any of the choruses, except as back-up. More importantly, though, he plays guitar. Most of the time. So yeah, Air Supply is a duo of the belter and the other guy.

Well, Other Guy’s voice is struggling. Raspy throughout with a range substantially less than he had in the Bush Administration. It was a little painful to listen to.

Not as bad as Eddie Money, who I also saw at the fair, and who struggled through a couple songs, gasping for air between with his hand on his knee between each phrase – “Baby hold on to me” (huff, huff) “Whatever will be will be” (gasp, wheeze) – then left the stage to let his daughter, who was trying to break into the music industry, sing a bunch of songs she’d written. Good thing I didn’t pay for a ticket, or else I’d demand my money back. 

And don’t even get me started on the time I saw Eric Clapton and he let some dipshit play the majority of the guitar solos.

So yeah, my best advice for seeing Air Supply would be to check their upcoming tour dates. With a time machine. 

OAR

A few days after Air Supply, I did my friend a favor by going to see a band he liked. I don’t think I had ever heard of them, except when he talked about them. 

He said they were good live, so sure. Why not? It’s not like I had to pay for a ticket and it had been a full forty-eight hours since I’d last eaten a funnel cake.

In case you, like me, know nothing of the band and thought it was named after a paddling instrument, that is not the case. You pronounce every letter of the band name. Oh-Ay-Are. It might be an acronym, for all I know. 

Turns out I did actually know one of their songs. The refrain on it is “Turn this car around,” although I doubt that’s the actual title. I think it was big somewhere around 2010. 

Although to the fans, that must not be their big hit, because they buried it somewhere in the middle of the concert, The song that everyone went apeshit for came last. I think it referenced gambling at the beginning, or maybe a card game, and then all the fans took out playing cards and started flinging them everywhere. Up in the air, at the stage, at each other. If a card fell at your feet, you picked it up and flung it along like it’s a giant beach ball at a Dodgers game.

I was having a real “virgin at Rocky Horror” vibe. Like seriously, the crowd was all polite and calm one second, and really for the entire hour up to that second, and then wham! cards everywhere! But unlike Rocky Horror, this wasn’t one of many schticks. This was just everybody bringing a pack of playing cards to a concert and leaving them in their pockets or purses until one specific lyric, then descending into chaos like a middle school 6-7 rally.

Good thing they didn’t sing that song first or I would’ve come away with a drastically different perception of both the band and its fans.

Oh, and my friend is totally fired for not telling me this was going to happen. Nor bringing any cards. And he calls himself a fan. Pfft. He probably calls them Oar.

The other thing that jumped out was the trumpet player. This dude thought he was the main draw. He always knew when the camera was on him. Sure, he was standing behind the lead singer, so it was on him a lot, but if, say, the cross-shot went up, all of a sudden trumpet was sliding over to the singer’s side. And if lead guitar had a solo, well then, guess what, he’s gonna have a trumpet player staring at his strings.

Dude mouthed the lyrics. Dude made hand gestures. Dude stuck his tongue out and shook his head. For instance, when the lead singer sang “Turn this car around,” there was Trumpet Dude right behind him twirling his finger around in a “run the clock” motion. You know, just in case we didn’t understand the complex phrasing of turning something around. 

I filmed this video for my daughter, since it’s a Taylor Swift cover, and although Trumpet Dude is relatively docile in it, you can tell he’s just champing at the bit:

Hey, does this count as seeing three bands at the State Fair? Because I’m pretty sure there was a Taylor Swift cover band on the docket.

Meh, I’ll wait a few decades and she’ll be playing the Fair herself.

2022 Concert Review

‘Tis the season to review concerts
Fa la la la laaa, la la la la
It is cold, my nipples are pert
Fa la la la laa, la la la la
Billy Joel and Lake Street Dive
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
And a band I’d never heard of before.

Damn, am I supposed to rhyme the last line, too? If I swapped the music groups in the third verse, maybe I could say I saw the band in Sacramento. Does Sacramento rhyme with Billy Joel? No? Damn, music is hard. It’s a good thing I leave it to the professionals.

And for the first time since 2019, I saw some of those professionals do their thing this year. So I guess it’s time for me to write a year-end review, which was once upon a time a bit of a tradition on this here blog. Hopefully this post won’t be the equivalent of jamming myself back into work pants.

I’ve already made oblique references to all three concerts, mainly about the experience of going. First, back in April, I wrote about the strange concept of attending a concert at all, and how I was sure I’d be contracting the ‘Rona any day now. Turns out I probably caught it at a concert in June, instead. 

That concert was Billy Joel at Madison Square Garden, which I also blogged about because we got the magical Billy Joel upgrade from the nosebleeds to the front row. After that, honestly, who gives a fuck if the concert is terrible?

Not that it was terrible. Just saying that if the entire concert was him taking a giant dump at center stage, I would still give it four-and-a-half stars based on the vantage point. 

So sure, let’s start with Billy Joel. I mean, what can one say about a Billy Joel concert? I highly doubt anyone’s here to figure out what he’s like in concert. He’s been doing it for fifty years. Hel, he used to have hair when he was on stage!

I saw Billy Joel way back in college, when the River of Dreams tour came to an arena in Oakland that no longer exists. But damn, I saw some good concerts there. Eric Clapton, Joe Cocker, Tom Petty. And, back in 1993, or maybe 1994, I saw one William Joel. Turns out my future wife was also there at that show. Who woulda guessed? We sat much closer to each other in 2022 than in the 1993(4?) show. 

I just checked, and it turns out the Oakland Arena is still there. But the Warriors left for San Francisco, so what’s the point?

Billy Joel is only doing one show a month, so he doesn’t have that “middle of tour” fatigue you sometimes get with the bands, having little clue what city they’re in from day to day. When I saw Joe Cocker in Oakland, he was solid, but a few years later I saw him at a winery on the last night of an eighteen month world tour. He could not WAIT to get off that stage. Living on the West Coast, we often get the tail end of tours.

The nicest thing about Billy Joel only doing one show a month is that it’s not a predictable setlist. He delves beyond his singles. The night we saw him, he went for deep cuts like “Zanzibar” and “Vienna.”

Then again, his playlist is my only, minor, gripe. The others I was with got all the songs they wanted to hear, but I didn’t get mine. Daughter’s favorite Billy Joel Song is “Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song).” That came up about halfway through the concert. Wife was hoping for “Vienna,” which also came early. She doubled down on “Scenes from an Italian Restaurant,” which came up near the end of the concert. She threw down for the trifecta requesting “We Didn’t Start the Fire” while we were applauding for the encore (a ritual we had to explain to Daughter – “No, the concert isn’t really over. No, it’s not halftime. The assholes just hold back their best songs.”). Guess what he opened the encore with?

Daughter also got “Piano Man.” But that doesn’t count, because even if he doesn’t feel compelled to play his greatest hits, there’s no way Billy Joel doesn’t play “Piano Man.”

Still, if you’re doing the math, that’s five straight requests for the two of them. Wife also loves “Downeaster Alexa,” another deep cut he played.

But could the asshole play “Keeping the Faith” for me? Just one teeny song? Evidently that’s too much to ask.

But yeah, the concert was great. He seems happy, which I know isn’t always the case with him. His glaucoma looks pretty bad, an odd mixture of lazy eye with additional glassiness, exacerbated by being up on a Jumbotron. Hard enough to figure out which eye to look at when they aren’t twenty feet apart from each other.

I know we went to see him in New York, but I found it odd when he brought a couple Rangers out with the assumption that we’d know them. I follow hockey a bit, nut I had no friggin’ clue who these dudes were. For all I know, they ride the bench. Maybe they’re water boys. But I had to clap as if these were the love children of Wayne Gretzky and Mario Lemieux. 

It reminded me of the time I saw Trans-Siberian Orchestra. All concert long they talked about an extra special guest star joining them on stage later. A musical legend, they claimed. Someone they were awed to share a stage with. BB King, I was thinking? Stevie Wonder? Clapton? Turns out it was somebody who played in the band Yes. Sure, I like “Owner of a Lonely Heart” as much as the next ’80s kid, but as a general rule, if you have to tell us which band he played for, he ain’t a rock legend. 

Same goes for “if you have to tell us what team they play for,” Billy.  I get that he’s THE New York guy. And we traveled all the way to New York to see him. But the whole point of him playing Madison Square Garden every month is to make it a destination. He ain’t coming to see us, so we’ve gotta go see him, meaning a lot of us in the audience are from out of state. We’re fine listening to “New York State of Mind,” but if you’re going to bust out a local athlete, it better be Aaron Judge.

From one end of the spectrum, a music legend playing to a packed arena, to another. My first concert of the year was a band I’d never heard of.

Seeing bands I’ve never heard of before isn’t my normal m.o., but my friend had tickets from a canceled pandemic show. The second ticket was supposed to go to his son, who now didn’t want to see a mid-week concert on account of him now having a child and a full-time job. 

Besides, I hadn’t been to a concert in a few years. Gotta ease back into it, y’know? What if, my first concert back, it’s, like, my favorite band, but I forgot how to enjoy it? The Beatles, for one night only, but I left before the encore and never heard “Hey, Jude.”

So yeah, if you want to know what songs Airborne Toxic Event played or didn’t play, I can’t tell you. I could look up the setlist for you, but it wouldn’t do much good. I don’t know which songs sounded similar to the album versions and which ones they improved on. The only thing I can comment on is lots of violin.

Or viola, according to my friend. It looked like a damn violin to me. If it was in the south, they would’ve called it a fiddle, and I’m pretty sure they don’t call violas fiddles. Maybe next time I see Airborne Toxic Event, it should be in Texas.

My lasting impressions of the concert were the backlighting on the viola player whenever she did a solo was totally reminiscent of Poindexter doing his rock violin (yes, an actual violin) during the Revenge of the Nerds concert. And the bass player totally looked like Razor Ramon. Not bad for a band of whippersnappers to give this old guy not one, but two, 1980s references.

It almost makes up for having a standing-room-only concert. Almost, but not quite. Cause fifty-year-old calves and knees weren’t made for five hours of standing in the same spot. At least I wasn’t one of the people who passed out. Now that I mention it, those guys were youngsters. Maybe they haven’t gone through the groomsman “flex your knees” training. Then again, one of those pass-outers was just drunk. Us oldies know how to hold our booze. Or else we’re muttering, “What the hell does the beer cost? Boy, back in my day it only cost a nickel.”

(Nickel being a five-dollar bill in this case)

But yeah, in case it wasn’t clear, the concert was good. The band interacted great with the crowd, who were totally into it. But it wasn’t good enough for me to look up any of their songs in the intervening nine months.

Then there was Lake Street Dive. They’re one of my new favorite bands and, as an extra bonus, they are my Daughter’s absolute favorite band. Lots of pandemic days were wiled away with Alexa shuffling through their catalog. As a bonus, we were seeing them in Boston, home of  the actual Lake Street, where they were founded. Unfortunately, the dive bar that became the basis of their name has gone out of business. 

In retrospect, perhaps seeing them in their hometown wasn’t the best plan.

You know how fans who have been with the band since the beginning hate all those johnny-come-latelies who go to the bathroom when the classics get played? 

Well, now I’m one of those new fans. Even worse, I’m seeing them with the old fans who made them a thing. During the concert, the band talked about playing in those dives and how great it felt to come back and play the bigger venues. Many fans in the crowd nodded along. Then they turned and punched me in the face.

Okay, maybe not. But in spirt.

Right before the concert start, somebody saw my daughter, decked out (really, swimming) in her very first concert tee. She asked Daughter if she was excited to see the show. Yep. Favorite band, first concert, all the way from California, yada, yada. She left out the whole “front row at Billy Joel two nights ago,” thankfully, or the Lake Street mob might’ve tarred and feather us. 

Then the lady asked the password question. “Who’s your favorite, Rachael or a Bridget?” 

Daughter froze.

Perhaps I should explain for the uninitiated. Two women front Lake Street Dive, and it’s Blair vs Jo all over again. Rachael Price is the lead singer, while Bridget Kearney is the bass player. Sure, the others in the band write a good number of the songs and play their own instruments as well. But it seems to be, mostly, the Rachael and Bridget show. Bridget plays an upright bass, which is pretty bad-ass for a pop/rock band and Rachael has a voice that should not exist in nature, especially not in a blonde thirty-something from, am I reading that right, Australia? But raised in Tennessee. Close your eyes and you’ll think you’re listening to the love child of Idina Manzel and Macy Gray, who happened to steal the soul from Shirley Bassey on the way out of the fallopian tubes.

Lots of same-sex love children today, but you get the meaning.

The two ladies’ personalities, or perhaps their personas, match their role in the band. A lead signer is flamboyant, a bass player the steady bedrock. Rachael is every bit the diva, wearing extravagant outfits, exhibiting elegant curls that must take the better part of a day to make look so effortless. Bridget is down-to-tacks business, her hair often in a yeoman’s ponytail. Scratch that, a side pony, which is the name of one of their best songs and albums. Rachael doesn’t even sport a side pony on the cover of the album Side Pony. Bridget does. I feel like Rachael’s hair would demand a United Nations investigation if it were placed in the same general vicinity as a scrunchie. 

Daughter wasn’t sure how to respond to the Rachael or Bridget question. In the Mean Girls world of second and third grade, friendship is a zero sum game. If she chooses one, that’s tantamount to saying she hates the other. Just like the kid she played with yesterday, and will play with again tomorrow, but who is playing with someone else today. Might as well be Russia and Ukraine for the next 24 hours. 

Finally, with a little coaxing from me, she opted for Rachael. Shouldn’t have been that hard to figure out. She had a pink strip in her hair before she even turned eight years old. A lead singer if I’ve ever met one. 

I, of course, am Team Bridget all the way. And yeah, I was always a Jo-boy in Facts of Life, too. 

There’s some cool YouTube videos of people hearing the band for the first time. Everybody’s absolutely floored by Rachael’s voice. Voice coaches are at a loss to explain how she does what she does. It’s refreshing, and the refresher I sometimes need after listening to her rendition of “Rich Girl” for the 1000th time that it is anything but rote. But then I get annoyed that none of those first-timers are sufficiently in awe of Bridget’s bass playing. It fucking slaps! 

Good thing I was never around to join the McDuck part of the civil war.

Being one of those rat-bastard new fans, I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel about McDuck, the original guitarist, leaving. Twenty years from now, some of those old guard will bust out their McDuck shirts to shove all our faces in the fact that they were here first. Like when I throwdown with the other history teachers at my school that I remember referring to Mondale and Ferraro as “Fritz and Tits,” something that doesn’t show up in the history books.

McDuck leaving sure seems like poor timing, with the band on the verge of hitting it big. After all, I discovered them in 2020, ergo nobody had ever heard of them before then. Except maybe people in Boston.

Okay, fine, you want proof that I’m the barometer of the entire nation? “Hypotheticals,” my gateway drug song at the beginning of the pandemic, peaked at #2 for adult alternative. Then McDuck left.  

Maybe the hitting it big was the thing that made him leave. Maybe he was all in for the regional shows but didn’t want to do the forever tour that’s become standard for musicians these days. Used to be you could record a new album and live off the residuals. Nowadays musicians only make money when they go on tour. I wonder if the post-1966 Beatles could survive these days. They’d probably just sell their music to commercials a lot earlier. Mr. Socialist John Lennon was nothing if not a chaser of every dollar bill in existence. Imagine no possessions… because I have them all.

Therein lies my problem with joining this band late. I don’t know if McDuck leaving is the equivalent of (to keep the Beatles metaphor going) Stuart Sutcliffe, who left voluntarily because he didn’t want to keep playing gigs, or Pete Best, who was dumped to bring in a better musician. Maybe the concert in Boston was the new Ringo’s debut. And I had no idea.

As for the actual concert, it was great. Even better, after the Billy Joel fiasco, I got my favorite songs, but Wife didn’t. Daughter got the pick of the litter once again, with “Hypotheticals” being the second song of the concert. My number one request, “Good Kisser,” showed up near the end. Wife didn’t get “Call Off Your Dogs.” Too bad, so sad. 

At least she was prepared for this eventuality, based on the concert setlists leading up to this one. I have a love/hate relationship with those online setlists. It’s nice to have an idea of what songs they’ll be playing and, more importantly, skipping. Had I prepared myself for no “Keeping the Faith,” I wouldn’t have missed it as much. Or at least I wouldn’t have listed it as the song I wanted to hear so Wife and Daughter could mock me for its absence. 

But, I don’t know, didn’t that used to be the fun of going to concerts? It seems so formulaic when I can look at your setlist from last night and know I’m getting the same songs in the same order. I know they have to practice and it would be difficult and confusing to change up the order every night. It’s not like Billy Joel just decided the songs that morning. He just has the benefit of a month passing between each show, so he can make each one distinct.

Some artists think they’re switching up the setlist by moving two songs. It’ll be, like the second song of the night Saturday, but the second song of the encore the next night. And the other fifteen songs are all in the same spot. I guess that gives it a different flavor from night to night, but meh. 

In fact, this Lake Street Dive concert rearranged four or five songs from the night before. And honestly, I think I would’ve liked the previous night’s finale.

Much like Rachael vs Bridget, there seem to be two distinct flavors of Lake Street Dive songs. They go soulful or poppy. The soulful seems to be the basis of their YouTube fame. From at least three “first time reactions” to Rachael’s voice on “What I’m Doing Here” to the jazzy, half-speed rendition (think the difference in the two Beatles’ versions of “Revolution”) of Jackson Five’s “I Want You Back,” performed live on a random Boston sidewalk, complete with Bridget’s stand-up bass. 

And don’t get me wrong. I love the jazzy. If, after discovering the band via “Hypotheticals” and “Know That I Know,” I had looked up their catalog to find a slew of songs sounding like “Hypotheticals” and “Know That I Know,” I don’t know if they would’ve been on constant Alexa rotation, thus making them Daughter’s favorite band and an impetus for a cross-country trip. A band I’ve recently discovered, the 502s, had a similarly infectious first song. And while I like more of their songs, they have a specific style that I can only listen to for a few songs at a time. 

Shuffle a Lake Street Dive playlist, on the other hand, and you’ll go from ballads to pop to hard-edged rhythm & blues. I love it all. 

Except during an encore.

Their last two songs going into the break were “Bad Self Portraits” and “Good Kisser,” two absolute bangers, the last of which I would’ve been sweating about if I hadn’t already seen it on the previous night’s setlist. When they came back on stage, they did “You Go Down Smooth,” another one that shows off Rachael’s range and Bridget’s driving bass. Three songs in a row, riling up the crowd and building momentum. Interestingly, the night before they had played the same three songs with a swapped order, with “You Go Down Smooth” leading into “Good Kisser,” then finishing the concert with “Bad Self Portraits.”

Yes, they closed out the song with a screecher the night before. The ballad, a snoozer called “Sarah,” was the first song of the encore, not the final song. 

So when they started the encore with “You Go Down Smooth,” I was a little worried. Surely they couldn’t do the ballad last, could they? Maybe Wife will actually get “Call Off Your Dogs,” even if they haven’t played it all year. 

No such luck. Maybe they felt safe among the True Fans or maybe they thought the ballads are what we really wanted. So they left us on a low note. Turns out it wasn’t even “Sarah,” but a song called “My Speed,” which I wasn’t even aware of until I just went back and checked the setlist. The YouTube version of that song has 80,000 views, as opposed to “Good Kisser,” which has 2.6 million. “Call Off Your Dogs,” a song they don’t play anymore, has 1.5 million. Not saying video views should dictate setlists, but if you’re hoping to direct us toward one of your lesser-known songs, maybe do it in the middle of the concert. 

And yeah, I once waxed poetic about Jimmy Buffett ending his concert with an acoustic ballad. But that was a different situation. He came out with the whole band and played an energetic encore. Everyone did their bows and left the stage, but Jimmy lingered. He played the last song by himself, acoustic guitar in his lap, legs dangling off the edge of the stage. 

The concert was over, he was playing us off. A digestiv, not a dessert. 

Also, that song was “He Went to Paris.” Okay, maybe it was “A Pirate Looks at Forty.” Heck, it coulda been “Son of a Son of a Sailor.” Whichever one of his ballads it was, it’s from his greatest hits. Way more than 80,000 views.

My point is, if you’re going personal for the finale, it’s gotta be personal to all of us.

Props to them for swinging for the fences, though. 

Too bad those types of swings often result in strikeouts.

That being said, you better be damn sure I’ll be seeing them again, multiple times. Often with Daughter in tow.

Excellent fucking band.

And if they add “Call Off Your Dogs,” Wife might join me, too.